Motorsykkerl sitater

Ingen av disse sitatene er mine, men jeg kan slenge dem ut her allikevel.

 

• That’s all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel.  ~Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
• Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle.  ~Author Unknown
• Four wheels move the body.  Two wheels move the soul.  ~Author Unknown
• Midnight bugs taste best.  ~Author Unknown
• You’re the guy that’ll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o’clock in the morning to look at your bike.  ~Paul Teutul, Sr., American Chopper, “Billy Joel”
• It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed.  ~Author Unknown
• Bikes don’t leak oil, they mark their territory.  ~Author Unknown
• Keep your bike in good repair, motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking.  ~Author Unknown
• Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.  ~Hunter Thompson
• The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.  ~Author Unknown
• A motorcycle functions entirely in accordance with the laws of reason, and a study of the art of motorcycle maintenance is really a miniature study of the art of rationality itself.  ~Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
• What do you call a cyclist who doesn’t wear a helmet?  An organ donor.  ~David Perry
• If you don’t ride in the rain, you don’t ride.  ~Author Unknown
• Whatever it is, it’s better in the wind.  ~Author Unknown
• Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary.  ~Author Unknown
• Life is too short for traffic.  ~Dan Bellack
• Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.  ~Mac McCleary
• Remember folks, street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.  ~Jim Samuels
• Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.  ~Author Unknown
• People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it’s safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.  ~Alexei Sayle
• Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck.  ~Author Unknown
• Don’t argue with an 18-wheeler.  ~Author Unknown
• Safety doesn’t happen by accident.  ~Author Unknown
• Sometimes the best communication happens when you’re on separate bikes.  ~Author Unknown
• When you’re riding lead, don’t spit.  ~Author Unknown
• Maintenance is as much art as it is science.  ~Author Unknown
• Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy.  ~Author Unknown
• Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly.  ~Author Unknown
• I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.  ~Author Unknown
• Two-lane blacktop isn’t a highway - it’s an attitude.  ~Author Unknown
• Accidents hurt - safety doesn’t.  ~Author Unknown
• If you ride like there’s no tomorrow, there won’t be.  ~Author Unknown
• Keep the paint up, and the rubber down!  ~Author Unknown
• Everyone crashes.  Some get back on.  Some don’t.  Some can’t.  ~Author Unknown
• Life may begin at 30, but it doesn’t get real interesting until about 150.  ~Author Unknown
• I’d rather be riding my motorcycle thinking about God than sitting in church thinking about my motorcycle.
• If the person in the next lane at the stoplight rolls up the window and locks the door, support their view of life by snarling at them.
• A friend is someone who’ll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his pickup to the middle of nowhere to get you when you’re broken down.
• If she changes her oil more than she changes her mind, follow her.
• If you want to get somewhere before sundown, you can’t stop at every tavern.
• A good long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith, and use up a lot of fuel.
• Respect the person who has seen the dark side of motorcycling and lived.
• People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it’s safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
• There are only three sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting, and motor racing. All the rest are merely games. ~ Ernest Hemingway
• Riding a motorcycle on today’s highways, you have to ride in a very defensive manner. You have to be a good rider and you have to have both hands and both feet on the controls at all times. ~ Evel Knievel

Fakta du sjeldent vil tenke over.

Internett er artig, og er stappfull av informasjon man normalt sett aldri vil trenge.
Påstandene under er ubekreftede, men er for alt jeg vet sanne. Jeg har bare brukt den kjente “klipp og lim” metoden.

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- Det er umulig å nyse med åpne øyne.
- Alfred Hitchcock ikke hadde navle. Den ble sydd igjen etter en operasjon.
- Esler dreper flere mennesker hvert år enn flyulykker.
- Venus er den eneste planeten som roterer mot sola.
- 97% av alle amerikanske sedler inneholder spor av kokain.
- Kattepiss er selvlysende i ultrafiolett lys.
- Det er umulig å slikke seg selv på albuen.
- Hjernen din består av 80% vann.
- Kvinner blunker dobbelt så mye som menn.
- Cola ville vært grønn  hvis man ikke hadde tilsatt kunstig farge
- Esso betyr bil med motorstopp på Japansk
- Lighteren ble oppfunnet før fyrstikken.
- Ingenting rimer på pølse.
- De fleste lebestifter inneholder fiskeskjell.
- Esler dreper flere mennesker hvert år enn flyulykker.
- Det er flere som dør av å få en kokosnøtt i hode en som blir drept av hai.
- Øyet til en struts er større enn hjernen dens.
- Hjerterkongen er den eneste som ikke har bart.
- En tarantell kan leve i to år uten å spise.
- Perler smelter i eddik.
- Skilpadder kan puste gjennom baken.
- En pingvin kan hoppe nesten to meter rett opp.
- Over 75% av de som leser dette har prøvd å slikke seg på albuen.
- En snegle kan sove i 3 år.
- Ordet “TYPEWRITER” er det lengste ordet du kan skrive med bare en rad på tastaturet.
- “Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia” betyr frykt for lange ord.
- “Arachibutyrofob”i betyr angst for at peanøttsmør skal sette seg fast i ganen.
- “Novercafobi” bety angst for svigermødre .
- Du deler bursdag med ca 9 millioner andre mennesker.
- Hvis du drypper så mye som en liten dråpe alkohol på en scorpion, så vil den med en gang begynne å stikke seg selv ihjel.
- Ordet “Regninger” er det samme forlengs som baklengs.
- Alle klokkeslettene i filmen Pulp Fiction er på 16.20.
- Bokstavene i KGB står for Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti.

Godt nyttår.

Tja.  Ikke noe mer å melde akkurat nå…