Motorsykkerl sitater

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• That’s all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel.  ~Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
• Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle.  ~Author Unknown
• Four wheels move the body.  Two wheels move the soul.  ~Author Unknown
• Midnight bugs taste best.  ~Author Unknown
• You’re the guy that’ll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o’clock in the morning to look at your bike.  ~Paul Teutul, Sr., American Chopper, “Billy Joel”
• It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed.  ~Author Unknown
• Bikes don’t leak oil, they mark their territory.  ~Author Unknown
• Keep your bike in good repair, motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking.  ~Author Unknown
• Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.  ~Hunter Thompson
• The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.  ~Author Unknown
• A motorcycle functions entirely in accordance with the laws of reason, and a study of the art of motorcycle maintenance is really a miniature study of the art of rationality itself.  ~Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
• What do you call a cyclist who doesn’t wear a helmet?  An organ donor.  ~David Perry
• If you don’t ride in the rain, you don’t ride.  ~Author Unknown
• Whatever it is, it’s better in the wind.  ~Author Unknown
• Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary.  ~Author Unknown
• Life is too short for traffic.  ~Dan Bellack
• Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.  ~Mac McCleary
• Remember folks, street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.  ~Jim Samuels
• Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.  ~Author Unknown
• People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it’s safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.  ~Alexei Sayle
• Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck.  ~Author Unknown
• Don’t argue with an 18-wheeler.  ~Author Unknown
• Safety doesn’t happen by accident.  ~Author Unknown
• Sometimes the best communication happens when you’re on separate bikes.  ~Author Unknown
• When you’re riding lead, don’t spit.  ~Author Unknown
• Maintenance is as much art as it is science.  ~Author Unknown
• Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy.  ~Author Unknown
• Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly.  ~Author Unknown
• I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.  ~Author Unknown
• Two-lane blacktop isn’t a highway – it’s an attitude.  ~Author Unknown
• Accidents hurt – safety doesn’t.  ~Author Unknown
• If you ride like there’s no tomorrow, there won’t be.  ~Author Unknown
• Keep the paint up, and the rubber down!  ~Author Unknown
• Everyone crashes.  Some get back on.  Some don’t.  Some can’t.  ~Author Unknown
• Life may begin at 30, but it doesn’t get real interesting until about 150.  ~Author Unknown
• I’d rather be riding my motorcycle thinking about God than sitting in church thinking about my motorcycle.
• If the person in the next lane at the stoplight rolls up the window and locks the door, support their view of life by snarling at them.
• A friend is someone who’ll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his pickup to the middle of nowhere to get you when you’re broken down.
• If she changes her oil more than she changes her mind, follow her.
• If you want to get somewhere before sundown, you can’t stop at every tavern.
• A good long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith, and use up a lot of fuel.
• Respect the person who has seen the dark side of motorcycling and lived.
• People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it’s safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
• There are only three sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting, and motor racing. All the rest are merely games. ~ Ernest Hemingway
• Riding a motorcycle on today’s highways, you have to ride in a very defensive manner. You have to be a good rider and you have to have both hands and both feet on the controls at all times. ~ Evel Knievel